Shit My Dad Links
Cokie the Clown isn’t as punk as you thought. He didn’t force the SXSW patrons to drink his Patrón and piss as previously reported. A second camera reveals he did a switcheroo before hitting the stage. | Link
Since we’re talking Danzig, why not a Bieber-Misfits mash-up? | Link
Fuck it, let’s make it a Danzig trifecta by featuring this comic that imagines a homo affair between Danzig and Rollins | Link
Allen E. Brown is a pimp. No, seriously — he sells bitches on the street. He also has one of the most amazing hairstyles we’ve ever seen.
See Mark Ryden paint Abraham Lincoln in 4 minutes:
That’s one million million by the way.
It’s a fine line between clever and stupid | Link
Former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted gets an art show | Link