The 10 Most Unfortunately Named People on the Internets
Just be glad you’re a Smith, a Jones, a Frank, a Dave or a even a Dweezil. Common names may be boring, but at least you’re not bound for a life of teasing, giggling and chattering behind your back. Unless of course, you’ve been cursed with one of these doozies.
Robert Fagot
We weren’t terribly surprised to discover that Robert Fagot needed Chuck Woolery’s help finding a date. Though it’s probably not his job that’s causing his dating problems like he claims in his introduction video on “Love Connection.”
Anurag Dikshit
Go ahead and laugh at Anurag Dikshit as much as you want, he doesn’t care — he’s one of the richest people in the world. Admit it, you’d become a Dikshit for a lot less than a couple of billion.
Sally Mangina
It’s ironic that a woman with Mangina as a surname would take up a profession involving balls. But hey, that’s part of the mangic of Sally Mangina, tennis coach at lllinois Wesleyan University.
Ben Dova
Ben Dova (not to be confused with the similarly named adult film star) is the stage name of Joseph Spah, a successful Vaudeville comedian. Check out Ben in action atop an NYC skyscraper in 1933 — no wires, nets or camera tricks. That’s entertainment!
Dick Payne
In Australia, both men and woman frequently have to deal with Dick Payne. Particularly if they’re hoping to sell their home quickly.
James Niggemeyer
When Dimebag Darrel of Pantera/Damageplan was shot on stage at a Columbus, Ohio nightclub, Caucasian police officer James Niggemeyer was first on the scene.
Kim Twatt & Jonathan Gash
Kim Twatt is the author of “Straight from the Horse’s Mouth.” Jonathan Gash penned “Every Last Cent.” Here’s to hoping that either one will find themselves a sizable audience sometime soon since it’d be supremely cool to see Twatt or Gash in the pages of the New York Times. (See more unfortunately named authors here.)
Dr. Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck
This next guy is a fuck. An R. A. Fuck to be exact. Meet Dr. Reinhardt Adolfo Fuck — famous Brazilian geologist.
Dr. Richard Chopp
We’ll give you one guess what Dr. Richard Chopp is best known for in the Austin medical community. Yep, Vasectomies. We can’t make this stuff up, folks.
Lucious Pusey
If you’re a college football quarterback, the last thing you want on the line is a Lucious Pusey — since that’d be sack city. Thankfully, this Pusey is now a Seymour.
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07.09.07 at 7:13 am
Another one is
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Alden-Cockburn-MD-D45E5C3F.cfm
The best part is, he’s a urologist!
07.09.07 at 8:52 am
How about Dick Swett, former Congressman from New Hampshire and former US Ambassador to Denmark. You’d think he’d insist on being called ‘Richard’ but he campaigned and worked under ‘Dick’.
07.09.07 at 9:21 am
OB/GYN named Dr. Richard Stiff, anyone?
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Richard-Stiff-MD-27BA1B3D.cfm
07.09.07 at 12:31 pm
I nominate Dick Ball, Michigan politician: http://house.michigan.gov/Rep.asp?DIST=085
07.09.07 at 12:50 pm
How about “Oofty Goofty” Bowman
former resident of Racine WI.
07.09.07 at 1:13 pm
I went to college with a guy named Rusty Dicks.
07.09.07 at 1:30 pm
How about this: I went to high school with a Ben Dover and a Neal Dover. And they were BROTHERS! What cruel parents.
Neal Dover: http://www.altoona.k12.wi.us/alumni/1998.htm
And I can’t find Ben Dover listed in our alumni roster, but I think he was the younger one and maybe he moved.
07.09.07 at 3:04 pm
Went to school with a Mike Hunt. Refused to go by Michael as well.
07.09.07 at 3:11 pm
Hugh G. Dick was the name of a guy that donated a LOT of money to UCLA. So much money, in fact, that the largest library was named the Hugh G. Dick library (until about 1999 – then it became the URL).
07.09.07 at 3:12 pm
Let us not leave out sheriff Mike Hunt. ……. http://www.aikencountysheriff.org/
07.09.07 at 3:24 pm
What about Dick Trickle (former NASCAR driver)?
07.09.07 at 4:05 pm
From a previous baseball related list:
Rust Kuntz, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Kuntz
Dick Pole, http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/poledi01.shtml
07.09.07 at 4:06 pm
I went to highschool with a kid whose first name is Vikas, there was another kid whose first name is Dikesh. Of course, can’t blame their parents as they both are not English/American name, but being in a highschool in the USA, well we all had a great time pronouncing their name.
07.09.07 at 4:36 pm
here’s a few (all made up)
Stu Pidman
Harry V gina
Roberto P. Nas
Stella V Irgen
Anita Kox
07.09.07 at 4:39 pm
My mom used to work with a guy whose name was Richard (Dick) Tapper… who was a urologist.
07.09.07 at 4:46 pm
How about a female U.S. Air Force contracting specialist of Korean lineage with the unfortunate name of Mi Suk Cox.
07.09.07 at 5:08 pm
What about the OBGYN from Omaha, NE names Dr. Beavers. No lie! My mom went to him until he retired a few years ago.
07.09.07 at 5:20 pm
Harry Beaver…gynecologist…
http://www.healthgrades.com/directory_search/physician/profiles/dr-md-reports/Dr-Harry-Beaver-MD-FD3B8B34.cfm
07.09.07 at 5:23 pm
Dr. Bonnie Beaver, MD
An Obstetrician & Gynecologist in West Hills, California (CA)
07.09.07 at 5:37 pm
Everyone forgot Dick Pound, head of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA)
/Heh… Dick Pound…
07.09.07 at 5:39 pm
knew a korean guy named Eric Shin.
07.09.07 at 6:30 pm
How about buying your car from this dealership: Dick Witham Ford/VW
http://dickwitham.dealerconnection.com/?lang=en
07.09.07 at 7:17 pm
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07.09.07 at 7:40 pm
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07.09.07 at 8:17 pm
My best friend in HS was named Smeg and his last name was huh? He was Korean.
07.09.07 at 8:30 pm
Richard Mopper, who campaigns under the name Dick Mopper, ran for Mayor of Savannah, GA once and owns a successful real estate agency.
Dick Mopper, gotta love it.
07.09.07 at 9:05 pm
Rusty Kuntz, coach in the Pittsburgh Pirates organization.
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/player.php?p=kuntzru01
07.09.07 at 9:30 pm
Dick Hyman – great jazz pianist….gets ALLL the ladies…the virgin ones at least
http://www.dickhyman.com/
07.09.07 at 10:17 pm
i know a woman who opted not to take her husband’s last name and hers is “Ramdehol”…no joke!
07.09.07 at 10:44 pm
Knew a kid in high school named Isaac Dick. Figured his parents hated him.
07.09.07 at 11:14 pm
I know a DDS with the name Darryl B. Payne
07.09.07 at 11:15 pm
There’s always Yolanda Squatpump, who has had various movie industry jobs. I saw her name in the credits of The Usual Suspects, no lie.
07.10.07 at 12:12 am
I went to highschool in Ontario with a girl named “Anita Weadge” (pronounced “wedge”)
Here she is, 3 person in:
http://www.rnfoo.org/winners/2005/RNAO/2005RNAO_IG_WinnersPhotosContEdUndergGrad.htm
07.10.07 at 12:45 am
A lady donated a lot of money to Georgia Tech in the wake of her husband’s death, her name was Gaye Love. He graduated in IE and she wanted to improve that school, making for the even more unfortunately named Gaye Love Manufacturing Building. It has since been officially shortened to the more uplifting Love Manufacturing Building.
07.10.07 at 12:47 am
Found the link. J. Erskine is the name of her husband. http://gtalumni.org/campusmap/bldngmodel.php?id=144
07.10.07 at 12:50 am
Found another link with her name, http://www.gatech.edu/news-room/archive/news_releases/lovededication.html
10th paragraph.
07.10.07 at 2:27 am
I knew a math teacher whose last name was Braindik. He got tired of being made fun of so he changed it to Brandik.
07.10.07 at 4:41 am
How about the Rev. Harry Hollopeter? I knew his niece (also named Hollopeter), who told about grade school teachers persisted in calling it “hol-lop’-eter”
07.10.07 at 5:09 am
I know a woman named Helen Back, and in my town we have a dentist named Dr Moler and a surgeon named Dr Carver.
07.10.07 at 6:21 am
haha. this reminds me. i was at a high school track meet, and they made an announcement calling an athlete to the press box. the announcement went as follows.
“could we please have dick shrivels from coldwater [a town in michigan] to the press box please? dick shrivels from coldwater?”
07.10.07 at 6:25 am
Does Lucious Pusey have a sister? What is her number!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr………A dentist caleed G.T.Candy anyone?
07.10.07 at 7:42 am
When I was in the military, we used to look up different names in the computer system and one of them was for an officer . Her name was Iwanna Petit. I have never forgotten it …. lol
07.10.07 at 7:48 am
Had a world history teacher in high school, whose name was Mrs. Dick. Her husband was named Richard and she constantly referred to him as “Double Dick” (at least I think she did — maybe it was her students who did that!)
07.10.07 at 10:30 am
We have a customer whose name is Oscar Couch (as in; Oscar the Couch)
Also, we have an Anthony Bologna (Tony Bologna)
07.10.07 at 1:13 pm
We’ve a local liberal who runs for congress on a regular basis.
Name… Rod Driver
07.10.07 at 2:06 pm
Ladd, Illinois used to have a
dentist named Dr. Molar
and a chiropractor named
Dr. Kneebone.
07.10.07 at 2:57 pm
Mayor Barr of Pittsburgh (a long time ago) named his daughter Candy.
07.10.07 at 5:03 pm
You guys are forgetting the best NASCAR driver ever…. Dick Trickle
07.10.07 at 5:41 pm
In SC the SC Medical Society composed a video on sex education for use in the public schools. The person doing the one for the boys was Dr. Dickert. I am sure no student even heard the message if it was good through the laughing and snickering that went on. True story!
07.10.07 at 6:12 pm
Knew a dentist named Wonderlich, and saw a peculiar name in an Aruba phonebook that tickled me. Wish my husband was the same name….Hosecoch!
07.10.07 at 6:41 pm
How ’bout Jack Kanoff (I’m not sure if I spelled the last name correctly, but you get the idea)
07.10.07 at 6:46 pm
Had a customer named Richard Stains
07.10.07 at 7:07 pm
Here in Australia we had a politician named Richard Face a couple of years ago…. He chose the right profession the dumb bastard!
07.10.07 at 7:08 pm
no i didn’t, it’s 1:07pm on the 11th! stupid time travel
07.10.07 at 7:27 pm
That’s nothing. I know a guy named Jack Offman.
07.10.07 at 7:45 pm
I see that Dick Ball of Michigan is mentioned. It’s worth pointing out that Michigan’s Attorney General is named Mike Cox.
07.10.07 at 9:38 pm
Went on safari once with Justin….wait for it….wait for it…… Case. Poor fella was on the receiving end of many careless (callous) remarks
07.10.07 at 10:54 pm
I met this guy and his real name is Bang Ho.
07.11.07 at 2:45 am
first two guys on the class register were Alcock and Ball
07.11.07 at 2:53 am
my mom went to school with Ralph Arts and Oletta Pugh in Texas.
I went to elementary school with Douglas Fardy and Candy Cotton in Massachusetts. I had two girls in my high school…Nancy Haight and Nancy Love. They were in the same class.
07.11.07 at 5:28 am
I have a holiday caravan down Gerringong way and laugh every time I pass Dick Payne Real Estate (there is only one main commercial road in town so it is impossible to miss). I was excited to see someone else sees the humour in it!
07.11.07 at 6:04 am
There is a doctor in Staten Island NY by the name:
Dr. William Head
Funny thing is, he’s a neurologist and a psychiatrist!
He works on your head in two different ways!
http://www.doctorheadsoffice.com/
07.11.07 at 7:23 am
I knew a guy called Mr. Gofuckyourself U. Stupidbastard.
Very unfortunate.
07.11.07 at 8:02 am
There was a Richard Hertz who lived in Holden Ma.
07.11.07 at 9:10 am
I was in stuck in a South African hospital 20 years ago and a patient who was next to me was called Everard Kok. It still puts a smile on my face to this day
07.11.07 at 11:28 am
There used to be a sportscaster in Amarillo, TX several years ago whose name is Dan Balduini (Pronounced Bald a Weenie).
07.11.07 at 11:29 am
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07.11.07 at 1:08 pm
A coworker named Thomas Kiser. and a female classmate: Phouc Dhong
07.11.07 at 1:47 pm
I used to work with 2 sisters: May Yew and Anne Yew. I always wanted to ask if they had a brother named Phuk…
07.11.07 at 2:02 pm
Evan Wiener!!!!!
altho he says its like whine-er
07.11.07 at 5:33 pm
Had a girl at our school by the name of Ofelia Koch ….roll call was a blast.
07.12.07 at 1:24 pm
I had a kidney stone a while back and the urologist I went to was named Dr. Hardaway.
07.12.07 at 5:04 pm
I had a great friend named Ricard Strain YES… DICK STRAIN !! Great Guy!!
07.12.07 at 5:37 pm
my father worked with a doctor whose last name was Frankenstein. He said that people would get really weirldied out when they called him on the PA system.
07.12.07 at 5:49 pm
Had a high school teacher named Dick Fitz. http://www.vajta.org/adviserrecog-year.html
07.12.07 at 6:01 pm
I went to High School with a guy named Phuc Lu
07.12.07 at 7:12 pm
Had a customer come into the shop… his name was Phat Ho… he was vietnamese. Laughed our ass off.
07.12.07 at 8:29 pm
I went to school with the following people: Misty, Dusty and Rocky Rhoads… I know not that amusing…. Then there was Stephen Israel Gaye and Gabe Bell…
07.12.07 at 8:31 pm
I knew a bunch of folks with that name niggemayer, they were a bit kooky, but the name thing never got old
07.13.07 at 4:10 am
The owner of Head Motor Company in Columbia Missouri is named Richard Head. I understand he gets quite pissed if anybody calls him Dick.
07.13.07 at 5:49 am
Check out this interesting competition…it’s one of the more creative uses of the internet I’ve seen: http://www.lost.eu/4b430
07.13.07 at 6:49 am
There’s a newscaster on CNBC Asia by the name of Arnold Gay. Thanks to him, news became a great way to start my mornings.
07.13.07 at 9:09 am
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07.13.07 at 1:52 pm
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07.13.07 at 6:07 pm
this kid went to my highschool, and his name was Shithead….. kind of pronounced Shitheed
07.13.07 at 8:59 pm
There’s a Richard Licker in Chicago. What were the parents thinking?? His brother is probably name Roderick…
07.13.07 at 10:01 pm
My brother’s name is Jerk.
07.13.07 at 10:07 pm
One time our mom called the bar where we were at and ask speak with either one of us. The bartender loudly announced: There is a call to Jack or Jerk Meoff.
07.14.07 at 6:33 pm
How about NFL player in the early 90’s Harry Colin. His parents really hated him!
07.15.07 at 8:47 am
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07.15.07 at 10:40 am
In the Nashville TN, phone directory, there are 2 gentlemen listed as Heywood Jablowme and Heywood Jablowme, Jr.
07.15.07 at 2:07 pm
Back in the eighties the superintendant of schools here in Montgomery County, MD was Harry Pitt. And what about Billy Packer?
07.15.07 at 4:36 pm
Vancouver, B.C. phone directory, Emma Royd
07.16.07 at 2:17 pm
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07.16.07 at 2:35 pm
what about that NFL player, and later coach, named Dick Butkis
07.17.07 at 7:54 am
what about Texas Governor James Stephen Hogg’s daughter?
Her name was Ima. The joke was that if the governor had another daughter he was going to name her Yura. I don’t think Ima ever got married.
http://www.famoustexans.com/imahogg.htm
07.17.07 at 2:02 pm
Maj. Lee Craven Morehead
07.18.07 at 3:19 pm
My sister at junior high had two music teachers – Miss Screech and Mr Blow… No joke!
07.18.07 at 3:30 pm
Names need not be potentially NSFW to make you blow milk out of your nose. Allow me to introduce Dr. Mary Ann Gilligan of the Medical College of Wisconsin.
07.19.07 at 4:39 am
In 8th grade, we had an English Teacher named ‘Fonda Cox’.
Very nice lady.
07.19.07 at 9:36 am
lol somebody at my school in england is called richard cramp
07.19.07 at 6:35 pm
Personal favorite — former colleague at major L.A. law firm — Dick Warmer. http://www.lamc.org/downloads/0406broadway_program.pdf
07.19.07 at 9:25 pm
Gosinha is pronounced as if it were Portugese. Richard is abbreviated as usual.
07.20.07 at 4:16 pm
I went to school with a kid named Charlie Brown — he wouldn’t go by Charles or Chuck either.
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07.20.07 at 5:09 pm
My friend had a Insurance agent named Frank N. Stein…seriously. Also, at the hotel I worked at, the rotary club had a spokesman named Rich Semen. Nice.
07.21.07 at 6:42 am
my doctor who i used to see, in U.K called DR Graves, suprisingly not liked much
07.21.07 at 5:08 pm
Try that last name
Pronounced several ways…
Doo Shane
Doo Shan
Doo Shun
or as Douche Ann
kinda hard goin throught life with the nickname “Douche”
07.22.07 at 12:02 pm
Chirporactor named Bonebrake …
http://www.tahitiannoni.com/united_states/english/retail/company/press/spokespeople/celebrities/32295-Dr.AlanBonebrake.html
07.22.07 at 9:51 pm
The OB/GYN who delivered my first child is named Winston D. Crabb.
From Lincoln, Ne.
07.23.07 at 10:06 am
There are seveal individuals in the Philadelphia, PA area with the name Jack Kanoff.
07.23.07 at 11:58 pm
A kid I knew when I lived in England had a good one: “Russell Spraut”.
(Not sure about the spelling…)
07.24.07 at 2:07 am
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07.30.07 at 9:51 am
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08.07.07 at 4:07 pm
During my schooling I remember Dick Alcock, Caressa Dick, Ophelia Dix and Cherry Tart. We had a German teacher called Herr Ball. At our local hospital you can be treated by Doctor DeAth and Sister Pain. All true!
08.10.07 at 2:19 pm
I worked in the Netherlands with a Fokje Bos, which is pronounced as F*ck Your Boss.
08.11.07 at 1:28 am
This is hilarious. Best laugh I have had all day.
08.11.07 at 11:19 am
There was a TV commercial here for wheelchair lifts to be put in your home, and the owner on the commercial was named Randy Dick! I guess it’s not as bad in the US as it would be in the UK.
08.12.07 at 12:12 pm
Are these real?
08.14.07 at 8:01 pm
I have several. I went to school with a bunch of Rabbits. You guessed it, their first names were Bunny, Peter, Jack, and Venessa. I can’t even remember the rest. You can look it up though. They live in Webster Groves MO and went to Webster High School.
I also work with someone name “Harry Beaver”.. What cruel parents he must have had!!
08.14.07 at 8:05 pm
I almost forgot one of the best! When I was in College, I worked for a hospital. I worked in the communications dept. which meant I called the announcments over the intercom. Any, there was a Dr. who last name was Potapotti. I am not sure anymore of the spelling, but all I know is when he needed to be paged, I was not able to say “Potapotti” over the intercom without laughing…..
08.30.07 at 2:55 pm
I went to middle school with a girl named “Anita Leah Mann”. Whether she went by her first name, her middle name, or all three, it was all bad.
09.05.07 at 3:37 am
In the late 80s at SUNY at Buffalo (University at Buffalo), there was a statistics professor by the name of Peter Enis. Consequently in class listings he’d be found as “P. Enis”.
09.07.07 at 4:49 pm
hey I work for Walmart as a cashier. I cashed a check for a guy from Laos his 1st name was Du, his last name was Du. Hence Du Du. All I could do was keep a straight face and say have a nice day Mr Du as I handed him his receipt!!! LMAO
09.08.07 at 6:51 pm
Mishawaka, IN – Haywood Jablowme. Check it on White Pages!
Coloma, MI – Harry Johnson Insurance. Recently changed their name…
Edwardsburg, MI – Richard Cox. Nuff said.
09.11.07 at 8:27 pm
Two words: Tobin Buttram.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tobin_Buttram
09.14.07 at 8:50 am
I know a girl who works in a bank. Her name is Linda Head. Not so bad in itself but her middle name is Isabel.
09.23.07 at 3:22 pm
In my line of work I speak to LOADS of people everyday. I’ve spoken to a Mary Christmas. Mr Charles Micock (but he made us write his name on our databank as C. Micock) only today I spoke to a Mrs. Boobyer (laughed my arse off!)
09.23.07 at 3:27 pm
oh i just remembered another. I used to have a french teacher called Silver Del Homo. Oh how we laughed!!
10.12.07 at 6:19 pm
used to work with a guy named Jack Mehoff
10.15.07 at 11:42 pm
I went to high school with a girl named Jenna Toll. Her dad was a principle, I mean he should know better.
11.08.07 at 9:11 pm
What about Misty Hyman US high diver
11.09.07 at 7:02 am
My high school teachers fiance – Richard Semen
11.09.07 at 7:30 am
What were Mr Payne’s parents thinking when they named him!
11.09.07 at 11:11 am
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11.09.07 at 3:06 pm
There is a OB/GYN in Allentown, Pa…Dr.Greybush
11.09.07 at 3:07 pm
Oh, I almost forgot, my dad had a friend Dick Heiney
11.09.07 at 4:10 pm
Went to college with this guy….Mark Ramdarass.
11.09.07 at 11:52 pm
Then there’s Dr. Wang, the urologist:
http://www.vimo.com/doctor/doctordetails/Edward-Wang/Urology/Fairfield/California/383872/
11.10.07 at 8:04 am
One of my fraternity brothers’ father was named Gene Pool…no joke!
11.10.07 at 10:10 am
Went to high school with Holly Wood and the Horney brothers. Former employee where I work – Unique Hunt.
11.10.07 at 10:11 pm
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11.11.07 at 12:53 pm
I know someone named Jack R. Cox
11.11.07 at 2:54 pm
When I visited our local hospital’s urology department the nurse was called Nurse Cocks.
11.11.07 at 8:11 pm
I knew a guy at University named Mike Hawke, he put a sign outside his dorm room that said “mike hawke lives here” someone came along and added underneath it “too bad mike hunt doesn’t”! Also there is a guy in Fort Nelson BC named Harry Dick…no word of a lie!
11.14.07 at 2:11 am
There re a few Ophelia Ball’s around… http://briles.net/gh/d0004/g0000087.html
11.20.07 at 4:20 pm
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11.22.07 at 8:28 am
I went to school with a Ben Dover, seems to be a common, comedy name
11.22.07 at 8:29 am
Also knew someone called Richard Head
11.22.07 at 9:15 am
Wow. Talk about unfortunate. Geez.
11.22.07 at 9:19 am
Mi Suk Cox??? You’ve gotta be kidding me!
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11.23.07 at 10:59 pm
What i funny in the name Anurag huh? Tht means LOVE. And Dikshit should not be seperated as this is a surname in Hindi not in your stupid lnguage.
11.24.07 at 12:59 pm
There was this guy named “Dick Trickle”.
11.30.07 at 10:38 pm
I knew a man years ago named Bud Weiser!!!!!!!!!!!
12.04.07 at 12:17 pm
I think that if i had names like that i would have to change it ASAP.
12.04.07 at 5:48 pm
te he … Dick Chopp …
12.04.07 at 6:01 pm
anyone ever watch tv? don’t forget about Duchon Mandic.
12.22.07 at 10:34 pm
i used to work under a mr. randy hooker.
01.01.08 at 6:01 pm
I don’t think it’s very funny.
01.03.08 at 8:22 am
Jesus…and I thought my last name, Fatton, was bad…
But I went to school with Ima Pusseeter (pronounced Pusseater).
And I have a cousin names Dick Pahoota…
01.03.08 at 8:23 am
Oh, and I forgot…
My boyfriend’s dad works with a guy named Jimmy Dean (Like the sausage brand xD)
01.03.08 at 7:26 pm
former prime minister of australia was Andrew Peacock, Drew is commonly used to shorten the name: Drew Peackock
01.05.08 at 11:18 am
poor bastards.
http://www.golfnorwich.com/
01.08.08 at 10:18 pm
there’s a girl in my school named Rebecca Humpington.
01.17.08 at 10:46 am
I have a teacher Called Mr.Bonar.
Do not know his first name.
01.19.08 at 11:28 pm
Jack Cass – High School teacher of a friend.
Holden Johnson- brother of one of my friends
Twanna Morehead- Went to high school with her
01.20.08 at 6:55 pm
A shop in downtown Kuala Lumpur has the name Wee Ken Fatt on it facade. A couple of units down the street is another that announces Soh Ken Wee. Facing them on the opposite side of the road is a big sign declaring Soh Huat.
03.10.08 at 5:50 pm
http://www.weinerurology.com/
Also :
Candi Cain
London Bridges
03.10.08 at 5:50 pm
Have come across a few Richard Heads.
Once had neighbors, Mr. & Mrs. Showers, who named daughter April.
Coworker goes by first 2 initials, BJ Hunter.
03.11.08 at 6:28 am
The Dr. Who did my vasectomy was named Richard Tapper (or) Dick Tapper. No lie look him up in Toledo Ohio.
03.13.08 at 4:42 pm
Then there’s this Allstate agent from Pasadena, TX
http://houston.citysearch.com/profile/10001484/pasadena_tx/allstate_insurance_agent_michael_fagg.html
03.13.08 at 4:43 pm
When you said that Lucius Pusey changed his name to Seymour, I thought he changed it to “Seymour Pusey”, which wouldn’t have been that much better. After following the link, though, I discovered that he actually changed it to “Lucius Seymour.”
03.14.08 at 11:51 am
I lived in a town where three families lived in a row on a cul-de-sac in this order
The Head Family
The Buttz family
and
The Foote Family
03.14.08 at 11:54 am
There were also a brother and sister who were named Queen Elizabeth and Prince Albert Cabbagestalk
03.14.08 at 11:55 am
Not to mention the Catholic family whose 10 kids were all named after saints and the twins were Joseph and Mary.
03.14.08 at 1:01 pm
One of my bosses at the Pentagon in the 80’s was Air Force Colonel Richard Head. Of course, he said he’d “heard them all.” And, oddly enough, he was a regular guy! I would’ve thought a name like that would doom you to self-fulfilling the prophecy!
03.14.08 at 1:50 pm
Don’t think anyone mentioned Hugh Chardon and I saw a Russian Volleyball player name Jakmeov on TV once
03.14.08 at 3:43 pm
There is an obgyn in the Twin Cities named Dr. Laura Waschbusch
03.14.08 at 4:31 pm
Met a guy names Harold Weiner as a recruter….wonder why he was looking for a job?! Lol!
03.15.08 at 8:45 pm
Worked for a land developer in Colorado. Another developer that we were working with was named Richard Palmer. OF COURSE he went by “Dick.” Get it, Dick Palmer? Why do they always go by Dick? His business card said Richard, but along C-470, he had some property for sale with a huge sign that said “Call Dick Palmer.” He WAS pretty much a dick and all the guys at work made fun of him whenever he left our office.
03.16.08 at 3:32 am
Norma Stitz?
03.16.08 at 7:41 am
“Oral Fagg” I actually spoke to this guy before he died. Never did understand why he got so many phone calls from people who just laughed hysterically and hung up—- http://www.worldvitalrecords.com/SingleIndexIndView.aspx?ix=ssdiall&hpp=1&rf=*,z*&qt=i&zassn=486&zgssn=58&zsssn=6923&highlight=oral%2cfagg
03.16.08 at 7:42 am
http://www.worldvitalrecords.com/SingleIndexIndView.aspx?ix=ssdiall&hpp=1&rf=*,z*&qt=i&zassn=486&zgssn=58&zsssn=6923&highlight=oral%2cfagg
04.04.08 at 6:54 pm
I had a teacher in school. Izadore A. Wall (is a door a wall?)
Why would parents do this to their kids?
04.06.08 at 3:08 pm
My vet’s name is Dr. Kim Beagle, seriously.
04.17.08 at 6:37 pm
Back in the eighties the superintendant of schools here in Montgomery County, MD was Harry Pitt. And what about Billy Packer?
http://www.myfinanceadvisory.com/financial.html
04.17.08 at 6:39 pm
Don’t think anyone mentioned Hugh Chardon and I saw a Russian Volleyball player name Jakmeov on TV once
04.21.08 at 7:05 pm
> Nashville TN, phone directory
Lotsa guys, especially gays, don’t want to be listed and don’t want the phone company to have any more of their money than they can extract with regular thumbscrews and the bargain basement rack. But the phone company lets you be listed however you want to. That’s one of the reasons why you see the occasional Jacques Itche (etc) listed in the phone book.
04.26.08 at 6:26 pm
I had a friend named
Dick V Agina and he was indian or something. D;
04.29.08 at 3:06 am
I find that I get a serious case of add when reading blogs. There’s so much information out there I tend to read as much of
it as I can & never really stop to think to comment on people posts! How rude of me….. :
05.07.08 at 7:38 am
My sister knew a girl whose name was Crystal Lear. And what did her kind parents do? Gave her the middle name Chandal.
Crystal Chandal Lear…why must people do that to their kids?
05.21.08 at 12:06 am
There were also a brother and sister who were named Queen Elizabeth and Prince Albert Cabbagestalk
http://www.interiordesign-office.com/office-interior-design.html
05.21.08 at 12:07 am
yea!
hah !There is an obgyn in the Twin Cities named Dr. Laura Waschbusch
http://www.internationalremovals-ltd.com/tc/company.html
05.21.08 at 10:47 pm
I used to work with a woman named Debbon Ayer.
I went to college with Candace Cain. And I know a woman who named her son Dustin Payne. She is Dr. Payne. A girl in my home town Debbie Apple married a guy with the last name of Presser: Debbie Apple Presser. I have also met a Ginger Hale and an older lady named Hedda Fleiss.
06.07.08 at 2:05 am
I find that I get a serious case of add when reading blogs. There’s so much information out there I tend to read as much of http://www.3cmicro.com/usb-flash-disk-model-zyg02-p-43.html
06.17.08 at 7:28 am
All true:
Major Richard Head – UK Major
Martin Battcock – My ex-neighbor
Crystal Beaver – My ex-customer
Another ex-customer named Gay said she dated a guy with the last name Barre. They never got married, but it would have been funny.
06.17.08 at 7:30 am
I forgot one. I worked with a guy named Dustin Nguyen from Vietnam. He picked his American name because he liked the song.
06.26.08 at 10:07 am
There is a guy in my home town that runs a Checkers Burger Joint thats name is Richard Rash (no shit)
Nobody makes burgers and fries like god ol’ Dick Rash!!
06.27.08 at 9:21 am
In Massachusetts, a boys camp “Ramsbottom”
06.27.08 at 9:25 am
Oh, and Ming Dong….that name rings a bell
06.27.08 at 12:06 pm
We had a new kid in our 5th grade who’s name was Richard
Whiskey. We just called him Dick liquor for short.
07.14.08 at 10:00 pm
One of my high school principals was named Ms Weiner.Straight up. The biggest perv teacher…who would kiss a chicks ass if she had developed big tits and was straight up cold and mean to fat chicks and ugly girls was named…MR. DICKS! We had a math teacher who dressed 70’s in the 80’s and 90’s who was a little effeminate named Dunwoodie. There was a kid whose name I cant spell,but was pronounced Trashnuts. I was a in a punk band for a minute called Dressed to Molest and was gonna(and still may) call my self The Reverand Eustace Longfellow!!!! I hope I made SOMEBODYS day!?!?!
07.15.08 at 11:32 am
just saw your interview at pophangover and i had to add my 2 cents. i went to school with a girl named mary christmas, no joke. what parent would do that to a child!?! funny list i enjoyed it thank you
08.15.08 at 10:51 am
There is a news anchor in Knoxville Tn and her name was Anita Dick.
08.15.08 at 1:23 pm
These names are all ’shopped.
08.15.08 at 9:22 pm
my old lunch lady was named Candy Kane
08.29.08 at 9:04 pm
My Dad went to school with a girl named Anne Butt (yes, I have seen the yearbook)…and her father’s name was Harry Butt. My Father insists this is true.
09.15.08 at 3:15 pm
Also in West Hills, CA and also an OB/GYN – Dr. Lauren Hyman
09.17.08 at 1:46 am
good!thanks!
09.19.08 at 10:14 am
I went to school with a guy named ‘Chris Peacock’
Funny as fuck!
09.26.08 at 2:29 pm
I went to a Chiropractor named Dr. Bender
10.02.08 at 6:59 am
What, where is Kim Yoo Suk, the korean olympiad
He was winning until the crowd started chanting his name.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Yoo-Suk
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:rl2fhnWsBqFD1M:http://bp2.blogger.com/_BaWeTAWt3VI/RsTeG1FleNI/AAAAAAAACqs/TFoV2XFkeeI/s400/kim-yoo-suk.jpg
10.03.08 at 8:58 am
I’m thinkin’ Lucious parents knew what the f*ck was up. Not cool.
10.06.08 at 9:45 am
There’s someone at work called Gay Annable. I always think of a gay Hannable Lector when I hear her name.
10.20.08 at 2:10 am
my old lunch lady was named Candy Kane
11.15.08 at 12:14 am
I went to school with a guy name Fuckmadin Ali Halam Amaniggah
i know… it’s odd lol.
11.26.08 at 9:58 pm
one of my oldest and closest friends changed his name from William (short name “Will”) Cum. He always tried to tell us it was pronounced C*OO*M.
even though he legally changed his name, i still laff, and use his old name
11.28.08 at 11:19 am
I used to work for the UK manufacturer of Jockey shorts, the factory manager was Ivor Kinghorn,
11.28.08 at 5:33 pm
Car dealer in Cincinnati: Walt Sweeny
11.29.08 at 9:16 am
Had a woman in Tampa named Sarah Screws. And a urologist name David Cockburn.
11.30.08 at 12:56 am
My dad used to tell me about a guy he knew named Dick Holder.
12.01.08 at 10:14 am
Library in Kerrville Texas is named Butt – Holdsworth Memorial Library. Butt is for the originator of the HEB grocery store chain…not sure who Holdsworth was.
12.09.08 at 1:58 pm
My son played hockey with a kid who’s dad is named Dick Wacker and he lays pipe for a living. He’s a plumber in Northern VA.
12.15.08 at 4:52 pm
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12.18.08 at 6:08 am
One of the names in our family tree is Balz. A great-great uncle married a woman named Ophelia.
01.03.09 at 6:20 pm
DONT MAKE FUN OF ME
01.04.09 at 11:41 pm
This is no joke, met a guy who looked up names on his corporate directory, I don’t want to say the name (IBM) and found – Anal Blower. I shit you not.
01.14.09 at 4:57 pm
Guy I work for: Byron Footlick
Now this next one, I wouldn’t make a big deal out of it, but he totally embraced this himself, and he was a great guy. His name was Richard Tie (this is completely true) and he had a necktie with a picture of a penis on it, and he would wear it to parties. Some of these are made up…this one is not.
02.07.09 at 12:24 pm
What about Harden Long
02.07.09 at 1:44 pm
i had a teacher called Mrs Handcock
she got married
is now called Mrs Hardstaff
02.07.09 at 2:47 pm
I need a whore: http://www.myspace.com/youranitahoare
02.07.09 at 3:12 pm
Went through Basic Trining with a guy named Hesuk James Yang
02.07.09 at 3:53 pm
there is an obgyn in our town named richard boener makes husbands nervous
02.07.09 at 5:14 pm
i had a teacher named Harry Wong
02.07.09 at 6:09 pm
this is kinda an anti-bad-name list…
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html
manliest names…the number one is freakin awesome….
02.07.09 at 6:16 pm
i had a teacher named mr. douche.. some kid who used to go to my school was named long wang (asian) and one of my old teachers was ms. cox.
02.07.09 at 7:57 pm
There’s a kid in my class named andrew peacock… Drew peacock
02.07.09 at 8:34 pm
Anurag Dikshit got screwed over for online gambling, so I guess he will care if we laugh at his name. Don’t believe me? Look it up on google.
02.08.09 at 12:46 am
i had a teacher called Mrs Handcock
she got married
is now called Mrs Hardstaff
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02.08.09 at 8:29 am
my mom has a financial advisor named Rob Aiken. Also had a minister with last name Sermon. Also, a local coffee shop in our town was owned by a family named…you guessed it… Coffey.
02.08.09 at 10:08 am
went to court and faced judge E Bailiff, also went to school with a Richard blower. yip dickblower
02.08.09 at 11:43 pm
I has two close friend: Hugh G. Dick and Candy Kane, and a Chinese neighborhood Kung Kung
02.09.09 at 3:16 am
There was a guy in my class called Simen.
Sometimes he would be called out by “semen” and everybody would laugh their asses off.
02.09.09 at 7:42 pm
Had a teacher in junior high named Mike Rach. He swore it was pronounced “Rock”…Bullshit!! lol
02.09.09 at 10:16 pm
My father went to school with a guy called Wayne Kerr.
02.10.09 at 4:37 pm
There’s a guy at my office called Bob Manbeavers. I might be spelling it wrong, but that’s how everybody says it.
02.11.09 at 3:20 pm
one of math teachers my dad had in High school was named Dick Manrod.
02.14.09 at 8:24 am
When my mother was a nurse in the maternity ward, a lady gave birth to male twins and named them Orangelo and Lemongelo. (orange jello and lemon jello)
02.18.09 at 1:31 pm
went to school with a harry bush
02.18.09 at 1:44 pm
When I worked at the post office there was a box with the name Peter Puhl. Sometimes he would get mail with last name first, Puhl Peter.
02.18.09 at 1:52 pm
A doctor we know….
02.18.09 at 1:52 pm
http://www.wellness.com/dir/2343131/cosmetic-surgeon/mn/minneapolis/harry-johnson-jr-johnson-cosmetic-surgery-inst-md
02.18.09 at 6:25 pm
Native girls in Alberta: Lucy Leatherhole, Cassandra Big Throat
02.19.09 at 8:38 am
Dick Pole.. Batting coach for the SF Giants
02.19.09 at 3:06 pm
Two court of Queens Bench Judges in NB Canada + Judge H. Strange http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/Deaths.20080516.93153349/BDAStory/BDA/deaths and Judge Savage both precided at the same time.
worked with a fellow who was Justin Inch a few years bach
02.20.09 at 9:10 am
I worked with a guy in the Navy named Cleveland Brown, but the funniest one I heard was when we had a “man overboard” drill. I have no clue what this guy’s first name was, but his rating was Interior Communications Mate 2nd Class, eg IC2 Nutz!
02.28.09 at 2:05 pm
Sally Mangina is a friend of mine’s mother – it is said – like Man, then the name Gina, so, like, mangeena. Just thought you all might like to know that it’s not as humorous when you actually know the truth.
03.16.09 at 1:28 am
I went to school with a girl named Kerry Hunt.
I also once attended a seminar given by guy named Jack Goff. I don’t recall if that’s the correct spelling, but that’s exactly how he pronounced it when he introduced himself.
03.16.09 at 6:01 pm
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03.20.09 at 5:30 am
I definitely nominate “Elsie Ophelia Dickson”
http://www.tshaonline.org/publications/journals/shq/online/v050/n1/contrib_DIVL1332.html
03.25.09 at 2:49 pm
how about doctor jermy (germie), he never washed his hands.
04.04.09 at 4:48 pm
Randal Gay corner in the NFL
Randal long for Randy which is another word for horny.
http://www.nfl.com/players/randallgay/profile?id=GAY363730
04.06.09 at 12:13 am
Sultan McDoom
http://www.menaranet.com/company_management.htm
04.21.09 at 11:42 pm
in my town in germany theres a dr alzheimer
me and friend pissed ourselfs laughing when we saw the sign infront of the door xD
05.23.09 at 8:43 pm
I knewa gay couple named Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
06.06.09 at 11:04 am
What about the UK Schools minister Ed Balls?
06.16.09 at 1:42 am
fucking hilarious lol
06.16.09 at 4:11 am
Girl at work, married now but name was Iona Pigg. Also guy at work Shaun Ramm. Funniest was a business card my friend showed me from when he worked in Bangkok – accountant called Pijama Supaporn. I think I saw the dvd…
07.08.09 at 1:53 am
That’s hard to have such names.
09.19.09 at 7:47 am
Name of a doctor from along Wilshire Blvd in Beverly Hills – Houman Maboobi
10.28.09 at 8:28 pm
thanks
10.28.09 at 8:31 pm
good~~~~
10.28.09 at 8:32 pm
thanks for sharing
10.28.09 at 8:34 pm
so good!!
10.28.09 at 8:34 pm
haha~~~~~~
11.24.09 at 8:54 am
When my grandmother had a stroke, she was treated by a “Dr. Slaughter”. It was like the title of a bad 80s horror movie.
12.04.09 at 12:31 am
1) My brother roomed for a few years with “Harris Butts”. He said his guy friends always laughed themselves silly right away upon hearing the name; girls either didn’t get it, or were sorry for the guy.
2) Hubby had a co-worker who was introduced at a very important meeting to a guy who was, like, a VP of Nokia or something — named “Bent Winkie”.
3) I used to work at Texas Instruments and there was a guy on the phone list named “Dick Hung”. Wowsers.
12.17.09 at 3:39 am
Went to high school with a girl named Pebbles. She did not have a brother name Bamm-Bamm to my knowledge.
12.21.09 at 5:32 am
Coach Pat Head Summit of the Tennessee Lady Vols, the winningest coach in college history is the daughter of the late Richard Head and yes, he went by Dick.
01.03.10 at 3:10 am
I didn’t read all these comments, but Lucius Pusey’s father is named Horatius Pusey!? WOW…so he tortured his son the same
02.01.10 at 7:44 am
There is a gynecologist in my town named Dr Fillerup. Also I went to school with a kid whose last name was Balls, his moms name was Kitty and his dads name was Harry.
02.04.10 at 1:44 pm
My orthodontist was Dr. Payne.
05.15.10 at 7:44 am
Willy Geddermoist from Humptulips Washington
05.25.10 at 7:07 pm
I once flew on an airplane piloted by Captain Kirk, no lie! And the head curator at the Bishop Museum in Hawaii was/is named Donald Duckworth. He was born the year before Walt Disney created the animated character.
08.15.10 at 3:30 pm
An Indian dentist in called Anil Ramon.
An artillery gunner with the surname of Rhea. Gunner Rhea.
A Major in army, Major Cockburn (pronouced Co-Burn btw but still highly embarrassing if you are not aware of that and yell out “I’m looking for Major CockBurn” in a crowded room – LFMM)
A guy in the Navy with surname of Stains, Seaman Stains.
09.21.10 at 10:51 pm
I have agreed with the post. How did you come with this great idea? Can you share some reference?
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11.19.10 at 3:25 pm
In the city of Bartlesville OK you will find Doctors Webb (podiatrist) Hatchet and Carver (surgeons) and Peaster (Urology).
12.14.10 at 6:08 pm
My wife went to school with Jack Horner. I’m not joking…. I think his parents smoked a lot of pot!
01.07.11 at 8:02 pm
mangina? How unfortunate
01.18.11 at 11:37 am
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01.19.11 at 6:48 pm
haha! love it!
You need to add “sheila dikshit” from the Commonwealth Games!
One of my mates at school’s mum was called Choo Choo. When she would pick up my mate from school we would say “here comes the 3:20 to glenhaven”
02.17.11 at 5:10 pm
Definatley the nascar driver…. Dick Trickle is the funniest name i’ve ever heard! Also, the AFL football player Steel Sidebottom!
05.01.11 at 8:31 am
Phillip Mike Hunt
07.20.11 at 3:15 am
I think its a perfect way to get named at the people on the internets.
08.31.11 at 6:40 pm
I used to live with a gal named Fillmypussy Withagiantloadofcum. She was a Protestant.
11.02.11 at 10:23 am
Crye-Leike realtors owner is named Dick Leike…look it up if you don’t believe me
11.12.11 at 10:21 pm
I once had a car accident with a George Schmuck. It was his fault he backed into me at a traffic light. He was trying to give a tractor trailer room to turn into the street we were exiting. He totally crumpled my hood. When I asked to see his license, I thought this guy really lives up to his name.
12.06.11 at 9:15 pm
Work with a guy named Richard Stillhard, who says don’t call me Dick!!
02.17.12 at 5:48 pm
yoo know there is a fish by the name of slippery dick
04.06.12 at 8:38 am
How about a man named Mike Litoris?
05.14.12 at 3:22 am
I never met her, but a friend showed me this girl’s name in his school photos. Ophelia Dickie. I kid you not.
06.09.12 at 5:52 pm
i am sitting next to a guy right now that is named jack goff