12.21.2008

Liberty Spikes and Little Tykes

To all the Heebs on the internets, happy Hanuakkah and l’chaim. Here at YuppiePunk World HQ, we’ve got the menorah lit and the latkes cookin’ as we merge our guilt with our gelt. As the festival of lights begins, so too does that last minute scramble to purchase that perfect something for all those babies in your life. Like we did last year, we trolled the awesome artisans of Etsy to find the best handmade accoutrements for those wee ones on you list. After all, you can’t let Bronx Mowgli have better gear than your brand new niece.

– With these punk finger puppets, you can start your own one-hand band.

– Whether born with hair or without, any baby can proudly sport a classic punk hairstyle by wearing this fashionable mohawk beanie.

– Too little for Chuck Taylors or Doc Martens? No problem! Check out these skull and bones baby cloth shoes.

– So what if your infant chokes on the small parts, at least she’ll look awesome sporting this stylish leather rocker cuff.

– You’re never too young to start that tattoo collection, and how better to kick things off than this all-over print onesie adorned with a slew of traditional style tattoos. For the full experience, combine it with this Sailor Jerry-inspired bib.

– Tired of the Underoo options for your littlest one? Batman and Shrek not doing the trick? Look no further than these rocker fist kid undies.

– For the guitar hero in your buckaroo: The guitar lovie.

– With “Twilight” and “True Blood” being all the rage, you can’t go wrong with this adorable vampire doll, fangs included.

– For art or warming: A rocking flying V quilt.

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