The Stupidest Haircuts on the Internets
Let’s face it, here at YuppiePunk World HQ, we really aren’t qualified to be judging anyone’s haircut. In high school, our jazz-fusion slash glam metal mullet was epically out of control. Think Richard Marx, only lamer (is that even possible?). These days, we’ve hardly enough hair (unless our back counts) to even qualify as having a haircut. But being qualified never got in our way before, so why start now?
The internets is great at bringing us together with its fancy social networking sites and RSS-reading iPhones. But its also great for finding pictures of first-class douche jockeys. Like these guys/girls, all of whom had the audacity good sense to let themselves — and their haircuts — be photographed and uploaded for our viewing pleasure.
These three hair explorers carved full-on faces onto the tops of their heads. The dude on the left’s hair sculpture looks kinda look Jerry Garcia, while the dude in the center looks a lot like The Edge from U2. But who’s the mysterious rocker on the right, David Crosby?
Here are three more backside ‘dos, or more accurately, backside don’ts. The one in the middle is an ancient Chinese proverb which translates to: “There are always ears on the other side of the wall. And on both sides of this ridiculous haircut.”
Too bad this guy didn’t resist the urge to shave something stupid into his hair.
It’s great to root for your favorite sports team. It’s also great to root for these guys to get a new barber.
At least these three fucktards tried to do something stylish with their stupid haircuts.
Graphics and haircuts should never go together. Angles? Sure. Shapes? Ok. Graphics? Never, ever, never.
These kids deserve a hand for their daring ‘dos.
Second perhaps only to new wave, punk has some of the most disastrous hairstyles of any musical genre. We dig the Misfits devil locks, and a good mohawk looks totally tough, but these chicks take things a bit too far.
There have been volumes devoted to the glory of the mullet, but we’d be remiss not to include this pair. The younger chap combines three or four hair don’ts into a single style, while Mr. Wrong over on the right goes shirtless to give us his best Joe Dirt. Quick someone register ShirtlessGuysWithBeardsAndMullets.com.
Dude on the left: Rat tail? Check. Shaved sides? Check. Cupid’s arrow? Check mate. Dude on the right: “No, I said make it look ironic and shitty, not like a guy shitting!”
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08.10.08 at 1:42 pm
Perfect examples of why you shouldn’t go to Supercuts!
08.11.08 at 5:16 am
Good God, people are stupid!
08.11.08 at 7:41 am
The Kentucky Waterfall, the BIFPIB (Business in Front, Party in the Back) a.k.a. the mullet will always be a classic.
08.11.08 at 9:23 am
ewwwwwwwwwww
08.12.08 at 8:02 am
i’m from hazard & i think these are wicked!!
08.13.08 at 11:13 pm
lol hazard ky?
I live in a smaller town even deeper into Kentucky and I think they’re atrocious
08.14.08 at 3:10 pm
As an ex-swimmer, I’ve personally been involved in cutting hair/having my hair cut in styles much more ridiculous than this a few days before shave day. Pictures aren’t forthcoming.
08.14.08 at 7:10 pm
Matt, you tease!
08.15.08 at 1:16 pm
barber ’shopped. I can tell by the hair pixles
08.16.08 at 2:16 am
Why do people do that to themselves?
08.16.08 at 2:27 am
Very disturbing indeed. Try mulletjunky.com for more incredible hair
08.16.08 at 6:29 pm
The last guy is a total poopy head.
08.18.08 at 7:08 am
These are AWESOME!!
I suddenly feel like getting a haircut…Great post!
08.18.08 at 6:50 pm
dude remove the s at the end of internet
08.18.08 at 7:57 pm
Excellent collection. It’s inspired me to get a new haircut.
09.18.08 at 12:17 am
Hair Club for Men members are pissed these assclowns are ruining perfectly good hair.
09.18.08 at 2:55 am
lol, gotta dig up another looooong page w/pics on same topic. 2 things: 1) i assumed the reSist was shaved into a feminist’s head and 2) what i find even more disturbing is the comment left by d4ve unless it indicates his politics. if not, then FYI, d4ve, since the preznit called it the Internets years ago, we’ve all been mocking it ever since. AFAIC, it’s Internets.
09.18.08 at 5:00 pm
hehe …
amazing collection …
09.18.08 at 10:40 pm
erm.. the Chinese words actually translates to: “In celebration of the 10th year anniversary of Hong Kong’s return to China” The proverb you were talking about actually only has 4 characters and looks like this: “隔墙有耳”
09.19.08 at 10:59 am
I want a guy taking a crap shaved into me!! Classic!
09.19.08 at 12:50 pm
GOTTA LUV THEM THERE MULLETS
WEST VA. STYLE
09.19.08 at 6:34 pm
Where do they find these Hoosers? haha
09.20.08 at 8:35 am
Long live the mullet!
09.23.08 at 8:52 pm
woowww.. nice haircuts..
10.05.08 at 12:41 am
I love the soccer ball haircut. I wonder what the front looks like?