Kat Von D Makes Us Purr
God bless Kat Von D. Not only is she one foxy momma, but she’s kept a steady stream of internet traffic flowing to this here website. She’s been atop our referring search terms for forever now, and as her popularity continues to grow with the launch of her new series “LA Ink,” so does the traffic into our previous posts about Kat (our original post is here and our Q&A lives here).
Not surprisingly, a lot of folks are looking for naked pics of Ms. Von D. Search terms like “kat von d tits,” “kat von d nude,” and “pictures of kat von d’s vagina” show up frequently in our search logs. For those seeking such goods, here’s a look at a Kat topless. And may we also offer up this shot of Kat’s apple.
A lot of folks also seem pretty interested in Kat’s marital status, as proven by tons o’ searches for “kat von d husband” and “kat von d single.” She has apparently divorced this dude, at least according to her MySpace page and the first episode of “LA Ink,” but it’s certainly not out of the question to think a television network would want to fool fanboys into believing their favorite starlet was single. Yeah, like you’d have a chance anyway! Wanna bet she ends up having Josh Homme’s illegitimate baby or running off with Johnny Knoxville after tattooing his scrotum for “Jackass: 666.”
Also, a lot of you kan’t spell: “kat von dee tattoos,” (thanks for trying!) “katvond” (broken spacebar?), “kat von due” (like fondue, only cheesier), kat von der (what, no Kat Von Duh?), kate von d (how many Kate’s do you know with face tattoos?), “kat von dow” (must. have. three. letters.).
But we’re pleased as punch for all of Kat’s successes. The debut of “LA Ink” drew big numbers. 2.8 million people tuned in for the series premiere, which is fantastic for a cable network like TLC. New episodes will run through October 30th and will feature celebs like Steve-O, Scott Ian of Anthrax and Jesse Metcalf from “Desperate Housewives.” And for those of you hoping to get a Kat Von Tat of your own, check out http://www.lainkcasting.com/.
Update: Based on Mary’s comment below, we should point out that you don’t have to go through a casting director to get tattooed by Kat — that’s only if you want to be featured on the show. Her shop is called High Voltage and is located at 1259 N. La Brea Ave in Los Angeles. According to the shop’s MySpace page, walk-ins are welcome each day after the show is done taping, Monday through Friday from 9 p.m. to midnight, and Saturday and Sunday from 2 p.m. to midnight.