4.15.2007

Cock Rock

From Jim Morrison’s 1969 arrest for exposing himself on stage, to Prince’s Super Bowl silhouetted masturbation, rock stars have longed to show the world just how ballsy they are — often literally. And why not? Rock & roll has always been more about the crotch than any other part of the body. And there have certainly been more bad pecker puns in rock lyrics than we care to remember.

Cynthia Plaster Caster made a name for herself by taking molds of her favorite performer’s genitalia. And while a plaster penis is a nice souvenir, you simply can’t beat celluloid (see, the pecker puns just happen!). Here now, some of your favorite male rockers playing with a different kind of instrument: their own. Click on the pixelated photos for the very NSFW versions, but be forewarned, you may regret it.

With a name like Stiv Bators, it’s not surprising that this Dead Boy likes to show off his man-gina.

Keef and his beef.

Here we see a young hung Iggy Pop. Raw power, indeed.

Imagine… a razor.

Dude, looks like that lady from “The Shining.”

Strangely, neither member of Green Day has carpet to match the drapes.

Here is a shot of Tommy Lee’s wang in a rare flacid state.

We suppose Nikki Sixx has a better ring to it than Nikki Fourr.

Ozzy prepares to bark at the poon.

Brett Michaels from Poison gives Pam Anderson “Something to Believe In.”

Steve Harris of Iron Maiden joins Metallica backstage where he learns that Lars Ulrich’s pubes have also been cut into a mullet.

Kirk, you really shouldn’t have been laughing at Lars’ pecker in the shot above.

Here we see a shot of Rick Allen, Def Leppard’s drummer when he still had both arms… and all three legs.

Mike Patton of Faith No More and Fantomas reminds us that it’s better to be a pissed off audience than a…

GG’s wee-wee.

Rage against their small peens.

It turns out Flea isn’t actually hung like one.

Ain’t no Limp Bizkits here. Though thankfully the world seems to have had its fill of Fred Durst for awhile, even if this woman hasn’t.

Queens of the Bone Age, apparently.

We were surprised to discover Lenny Kravitz’ pubes didn’t have dreadlocks.

Porno for pyros or a promo for gyros? You decide.

Robbie Williams flexes all of his muscles.

Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy gets caught with his boy falling out.

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37 comments:

  1. mannythedawg says:

    That teeny weeny on GG sure explains a lot. Perhpas if he’d packed only 2 inches more (which would have doubled the payload) we’d have one fewer dirt bag legends.

  2. Da G-Trane says:

    Does Pamela Anderson have a vagina like the Holland Tunnel? She seems to require her dudes to be fairly stacked.

  3. Frank Orr says:

    Hot!

  4. Sonnik says:

    Wow, Durst’s stomach resembles an old man’s head… with a whale hole.

  5. Tim says:

    what about the guys from blind melon?

    in the letters from a porcupine movie they show two exposed band members

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  7. Lilly says:

    WHY cover the penis pictures?
    THIS IS THE INTERNET, there are no rules YOU KNOW..come on grow a back bone ya pussy’s.

  8. leighann says:

    i just wanted a little more from steven tyler damnit…..

  9. Marguerita says:

    I totally agree with Lilly and if America has been around for 240 years, then, it’s time for America to legalize 420 …… WE NEED IT NOW YOU KNOW! and show us them cocks !! I WANT TO SEE JACK WHITE’S COCK. Loretta Lynn says he’s the biggest cock in rock, so LET’S SEE IT!!! WE NEED IT NOW YOU KNOW … I’M HUNGRY NOW YOU KNOW …

  10. Boston Booty says:

    am I the only one who hasn’t seen Tommy Lee’s cock? Geez, what am I taking CRAZEE PILLS??? OH, can’t you please show us Tommy Lee’s cock and see how it stacks up against Jack White’s monster cock??? SHOW JACK WHITE’S COCK!!! WE NEED IT NOW!!! AND TOMMY LEE!!! AND WHAT ABOUT AXL ROSE?? what’s he packin? and McConaghey gotta get a look at that prime beef!!!

  11. shep says:

    Weird that all of the penises are box-shaped.

  12. stacey says:

    if you click on the pic, you can see it uncensored.

  13. John R says:

    Lilly, they aren’t covering up the penises because they are dicks (no pun intended). They are just doing what all celeb sites seem to do, even if it’s just a picture showing tits (you can see how Yoko Ono’s tits are covered as well) They always make you click on them to load the pic.

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  15. SoNo says:

    OMG when did Pete take those pics? And I was laughing at the Steven Tyler one because he does look like a woman in those. And I am so sick of seeing Fred Durst little penis all over the internet. It’s fucking disgusting! He is just like Screech trying to self promote his sex tape.

  16. whatsthepoint? says:

    What is this freakin censorship?
    Whose idea to block out all the skin?
    Whats the point of this post if we cant see what we’re talking about?

  17. whatsthepoint? says:

    oh nm i get it.

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  19. gerineldo says:

    Is tnhat all? We must go naked on the roads and play with our pricks and clits in freedom and love. No more hippocrats and christians¡

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  21. Jason says:

    hey guys, i really think that you should get some nude pics of daniel craig and some younger famous people. that one of RATM is so freakin’ hot. i would totally run on stage and suck all of them. hahaha.

  22. Amy says:

    If Jack White ever shared his manhood with the world I’d be a very happy woman…… DOOOOOO IIIIIIIT!!!

  23. lipilee says:

    look for Peter Steele from Type O Negative. now that’s something to b proud of ;)

  24. Honey2800 says:

    OMG I sooo agree with Lipilee!!! Peter Steele Of Type O (the O stands for OH MY!) Negative is worth the time to look for the pics from Playgirl. He is hung and built better than Tommy Lee. I like Tommy Lee… but he is so scrawny… Peter Steele is a greek God compaired to Tommy.

    I would also like to add my vote some pics of Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth… I heard Him and John Corabi are pretty well hung. ;)

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    It’s the Metal Sludge – The long and short of it Penis Chart.
    http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=40&Itemid=54

  25. OMGCOCK says:

    plz plz plz get more of pete

  26. dfdpfjp says:

    dude you guys just click on the photos and it’ll become uncensored!! sheesh!

  27. martha says:

    why cant you see there dick’s

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  29. Mike says:

    Tommy lee is not all that, in fact he looks quite small in this pic. As with most “porn stars” its all about “camera angle enhancement”.

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  31. jm says:

    Just CLICK for some DICK. Not that hard.

  32. Lisa says:

    Tommy Lee is all that. I saw the porn with him and Pam.

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  35. Titi says:

    What a disappointment this was, why the hell arent n.e of these dicks hard…damn bret I thought u had it going on…

  36. Monikalovesaxl says:

    I want to see axl’s so bad, he’s so hot

  37. Tits McGee says:

    Totally impressed with Pete- lucky Ashley…. I got to see pattons first hand in Brisbane- I thought it was his thumb till he started pissing everywhere…