This is the latest installment of “If GG Allin Were on…,” a recurring feature that finds GG Allin guest-starring in a number of today’s top TV shows. Tonight’s edition, the hit game show “Deal or No Deal.”

Howie: Welcome back to “Deal or No Deal.” We’re here with GG Allin from Littleton, New Hampshire. Please pick another case GG.

GG: Please go fuck yourself Howie.

Howie: (laughs) Ok, I’ll ask again. Please pick a case GG.

GG: I’ll take number 666.

Howie: Sure, let’s see what’s in case number 6. That’s Melissa. Please open the case… $75,000! You would consider that a lot of money wouldn’t you GG?

GG: It would buy a lot of speedballs.

[The show's phone rings.]

Howie: Hello? Uh huh, OK. Got it. Thanks.

[Howie hangs up]

Howie: GG, the banker is offering you… $14,000 for your case. Deal or no deal?

GG: I’ve got a deal for you: How about you eat my fuck in exchange for me not sodomizing your pretty wife.

Howie: This is a family show GG.

GG: That’s why I mentioned your wife.

Howie: I don’t think you need to bring my wife into this.

GG: What I need is to bring my tiny, shriveled cock into your wife’s twat.

Howie: Well that’s a lovely image. We’re still going to need an answer from you though. If you don’t take the deal you have to open up 2 more cases. So my question to you is, deal or no deal?

GG: No deal.

[The crowd erupts]

Howie: Pick two more cases please.

GG: How about I pick a booger out of my nose?

Howie: Can you pick a case while you do that?

GG: I can pick on a bald, Jewish, un-funny fuck like you.

Howie: Can you pick another case please?

GG: I’ll take number 69.

Howie: Of course you will. Unfortunatley the numbers only go to 25.

GG: I can give your face 25 stitches.

Howie: Let’s see case number 25 please. That’s Lindsay. Please open the case… $100. You must be happy to have that off of the board, right GG?

GG: Not as happy as I’d be if Lindsay tongued my asshole.

Lindsay: Deal!

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