Metal Mascots: A Case Study
How come the Foo Fighters don’t have an adorable chihuahua on all of their T-shirts? Why isn’t there a tough-looking half alien, half zombie on the cover of System of a Down’s new record? And why don’t Franz Ferdinand use comic book imagery to drive their merch sales? We miss the days when bands (particularly metal bands) had a mascot to go with their music. Days when band T-shirts included tour dates on the back, when stage shows included tons of pyro, and when drum solos were a neccassary part of every skinsman’s repetoire. Surely the Mars Volta would sell tons more records if they included a flying skull named Volty on their covers. And wouldn’t you be more apt to buy a My Chemical Romance hoodie were it emblazoned with a flaming Unicorn? In hopes of insipiring today’s bands to bring back the rock mascot, here are a couple classics:
Band: Iron Maiden
Mascot: Eddie
Grade: A
Verdict: Bow down before the king of all metal mascots.
Band: Anthrax
Mascot: The not man
Grade: B
Verdict: The oversized cartoon head wasn’t very metal, but he summed up the band’s sense of humor.
Band: Motley Crue
Mascot: Allister Fiend
Grade: D
Verdict: Cartoony hard rocker with space gun and two-toned hair who appeared on their early merchandise.
Band: Overkill
Mascot: Chaly, the bat-winged skull
Grade: B+
Verdict: Skulls are tough. So are bats. Why not combine the two?
Band: Dio
Mascot: Murray
Grade: B-
Verdict: Red-eyed ghoulish thingy that appeared on a number of album covers including “Holy Diver” and “The Last in Line.” But how evil can a Murray really be?
Band: Grim Reaper
Mascot: Grim reaper
Grade: F
Verdict: Generic devil mascot matches generic German metal.
Band: Megadeth
Mascot: Vic Rattlehead
Grade: D
Verdict: A big time Eddie ripoff, this well-dressed skeleton that sported shades showed up on a number of the band’s early records.
Band: Helloween
Mascot: Jack-o-lantern
Grade: C-
Verdict: The scariest vegetable in metal history.
05.24.05 at 6:40 am
Not metal, but what about the Screeching Weasel weasel?:
http://www.interpunk.com/itemimages2/79132.jpg
05.24.05 at 2:05 pm
I am so disappointed that you ignored SOD’s Sergeant D.
01.18.06 at 8:39 pm
Vic Rattlehead isn’t wearing sunglasses. He has a metal plate bolted onto his skull, covering his eyesockets. And large, steel hooks holding his jaw shut. Don’t forget the chains that are fused to the side of his head. He’s worthy of at least a B-.
And I agree with the previous comment. It’s criminal that you even included Motley Crue in this list but not S.O.D.
01.18.06 at 10:57 pm
Vic probably should have deserved a higher mark, he wasn’t designed after eddie, but after a megadeth song, and it’s clear on their first album *where the songs appears and also the cover ffeatures an actual school with bolts, chains, and what not on it)
04.08.06 at 7:21 pm
Your about an idiot did you even bother to research this. I agree that Eddie is the best but wheres monster magnets bull god or motorheads and even C.O.C theres more then 3 metal mascots, plus you said Vic is sporting shades. Have you ever even listned to megadeth come your coming off as an idiot.
07.11.06 at 9:16 pm
If you bothered to observe.
Vic is sporting the
here no evil, see no evil, speak no evil guise. Vic is a skull btw, not a zombie.
enough said.
And to people bitching about soad, they are ok… but not metal in the sense of it being true metal. more like circus/ska/tarentela
09.25.06 at 7:05 am
Grim Reaper was actually a British band and decidedly different than most German metal. Their guitarist Nick Bowcott is a widely respected player and a noted columnist in several guitar technique mags.
But yes, their mascot sucked.
06.02.07 at 11:41 pm
Dude, you wouldn’t know real metal if it bit you on your earlobe, I’m surprised you even got Eddie right. Your interpretation of Megadeths mascot is so far off I’m surprised Dave hasn’t shown up at your door to whoop your…Anyway get a clue, and where the h did you get that anthrax even had a mascot, and another thing Allister Fiend is a combination (take a closer look, you’ll see them) of all four members of the Crue, who also put their voices together to record “In Th Beginning” on shout at the devil which was credited to Allister, If your going to write about something you know nothing about… RESEARCH, RESEARCH, RESEARCH, got it there Divinci?
06.02.07 at 11:45 pm
P.S. Helloween was a play on Halloween, hence using the Jack-O-Lantern SYMBOLISTICALLY, IT WAS AND IS NOT A MASCOT, as Manguin stated previously, IDIOT!!!.
06.02.07 at 11:53 pm
P.S.S. The only mascot that deserves any recognition at all is in fact Eddie, Because,1. he has appeared on every Maiden album cover since the beginning in a different fashion (they have their own artist commissioned to design eddie) 2. Maiden Rules and 3. MAIDEN RULES, Maybe you should have included Disturbeds “The Guy” in that list who was designed by the master himself Todd Mcfarlane, now he gets an A++++++++! OK, I think I’m done proving this impostor knows nothing about metal or the mascots now, Peace and Horns Too Ya!!
06.03.07 at 7:47 am
Well at least you guys don’t take your metal too seriously.
06.03.07 at 9:28 am
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07.16.07 at 11:38 am
I was looking for Metal Mascots, and I find metal mascots.
By the way, Helloween used that Punkin guy in videos dancing around, so he is infact a mascot.
You don’t know Metal does in fact NOT know metal. Sorry.
Oh and they sucked anyway.
08.05.07 at 4:03 pm
Come on! Where’s Metallica’s “Scary Guy”? Or that Motorhead beast thing!