Loyal reader(s) of this site have probably noticed we have an affection for people with silly names. Our latest obsession: Mercedes Carr, a litigant on “Judge Joe Brown,” who was suing her mother for, wait for it… car payments! Sadly, the show’s producers refused to include any mention of the word car or automobile in the various descriptions that appeared under her name, but had they, Ms. Carr’s appearance would have been a perfect trifecta of vehicular nameslaughter.

After the case was over, we were left pondering one thing however: What on Earth could her middle name be? Izza? Leave your middle name guesses in the comments.

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