Unlike many American’s, we won’t be shopping today. Besides being enochlophobic, we’re also ambulophobic, aulophobic, chronomentrophobic, dromophobic, genuphobic, macrophobic, nelophobic, peladophobic, porphyrophobic, and urophobic. Needless to say, we probably shouldn’t be out and about today. For those of you afflicted with any/all of these same fears, here are some links to keep you satistfied instead of hitting the malls (let’s just hope you’re not technophobic).

Toy alert: “Back to the Future” action figures
Hot docs: AJ Schnack highlights the 15 films on the Oscar shortlist. To our film critic friend: “Woah, there’s a lot on that list we haven’t seen.” Film critic friend: “That should be their motto.”
Rummage: Found magazine #5, the crime issue, is on newsstands now
Flickr up your ass: Vintage 80s metal photos
Plagiarism: Engadget documents Apple’s many copycat campaigns
Shirt alert: “The Big Lebowski” + Zombies = Dawn of the Dude tee
Funny: You may only visit once, but it’s good.
Say cheese: A collection of Annie Liebovitz’ Vanity Fair photos featuring multiple celebrities.
Neon: motelsign.com
Foreward by Thurston Moore: Punk House: Interiors in Anarchy
St. Maarten’s airport runway: Best real estate in town
Geeky: Long exposure photos of 80s video games
Mustaches: Burt Reynolds & Friends Museum