http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2007/11/diablo-cody-has-a-way-with-words.html Adventures in middlebrow. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:57:05 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2007/11/diablo-cody-has-a-way-with-words.html/comment-page-1#comment-3317 joseph Thu, 31 Dec 2009 05:28:07 +0000 http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2007/11/diablo-cody-has-a-way-with-words.html#comment-3317 DC gets my hands-down vote for Douche of the Decade. You can't read an interview or an article about her that doesn't drop that " I used to work the pole and stuff things up my butt for peepshow patrons" drivel that quickly started to sound like Jewel when she first showed up and kept telling people that she lived in her car when she first came to LA. She makes stripping sound so fashionable and edgy, that your daughter just might want to try it...except your daughter'll probably forget about the part where Diablo actually got a college degree and a somewhat stable home life (with a married man she met on the web ond his kid) before she got the psychotic impulse to be a stripper. Oh, yeah, and she dumped him just before the money hit...Guess she learned a thing or two from the girls on the pole before her Pollyanna romp through the gutter was over....DOUCHE!!! As for her writing prowess: Bitch, learn to write a dialog that doesnt sound like a roomful of freaking Diablo Codies and get back to me! DC gets my hands-down vote for Douche of the Decade. You can’t read an interview or an article about her that doesn’t drop that ” I used to work the pole and stuff things up my butt for peepshow patrons” drivel that quickly started to sound like Jewel when she first showed up and kept telling people that she lived in her car when she first came to LA. She makes stripping sound so fashionable and edgy, that your daughter just might want to try it…except your daughter’ll probably forget about the part where Diablo actually got a college degree and a somewhat stable home life (with a married man she met on the web ond his kid) before she got the psychotic impulse to be a stripper. Oh, yeah, and she dumped him just before the money hit…Guess she learned a thing or two from the girls on the pole before her Pollyanna romp through the gutter was over….DOUCHE!!! As for her writing prowess: Bitch, learn to write a dialog that doesnt sound like a roomful of freaking Diablo Codies and get back to me!

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