Sorry we haven’t posted in a while, but the staff of YuppiePunk World HQ has been exceptionally busy lately training for this weekend’s Masturbate-a-thon. Just what is this wanton wank-fest you ask? Well, its a giant jack-off party held at San Francisco’s Porn Palace that hopes to raise awareness for self-love. And just like any good something-a-thon, your friends and family members can sponsor you, with all proceeds going to the Center for Sex & Culture, a non-profit organization dedicated to supporting sex education and sexual safety.

The event was born in 1998 by Good Vibrations, a San Francisco-based sex toy store, which has raised over $25,000 for the cause via the Masturbate-a-thon since its inception. And this year’s event should be the biggest ever (does size matter anyway?). Competitions will be held for longest squirt distance, most orgasms, and longest time masturbating. And in case you’re feeling up to the challenge, the current world record for masturbation is 8 hours and 30 minutes, which was set at last year’s event. Register as a participant, bookmark the live feeds of the event, or sponsor a wanker by checking out their website. And if you can’t make it out to the Bay Area, at least practice at home a little. We certainly will be.

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