We hope Andrew Motion, our current Poet Laureate, is sitting down, because he’s got some serious competition courtesy of Colie Edison, member of MTV’s “Real World: Denver” cast. From the reality series’ recent finale:

For the last three months we have laughed and cried
We didn’t know how to climb mountains but tried
We shared joy and sadness, sorrow and fun
And at the end of it all, seven strangers have become one
I don’t know what else to say right here
But let’s get fucked up and drink some beer

We can’t make this shit up, kids.

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