That’s right bitches, we turned 2 this week, tee to the dub to the oh, el numero dos, a double feature, the Twin Cities, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, moons over my hammy, the first prime number, the atomic number for helium and on and on and on. But don’t feel obligated to get us anything or treat us special. Here at YuppiePunk World HQ we’re not big on presents or parties or birthday cake or noisemakers, but we do love a good, thoughtful spanking.

And since birthdays are always a nice time to reflect, we thought we’d look back at our past year –- the good, the bad, the Vilanch. And many mooooore…

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