Happy New Year everybody! Sorry for the lack of posts of late, but YuppiePunk World HQ has been binge drinking for the last two weeks in preparation for the big day (Note to readers: red wine and Tab do NOT mix). We’ll be home (and sober) soon, but in the meantime, we figured we’d post our list of resolutions. Yes, we’re that anxious to make empty promises. What are yours? Feel free to leave ‘em in the comments, which we resolve to start reading in ‘07.

1. Don’t post our In Memoriam until all the notables are done dying

2. Learn the Little Superstar dance

3. Perfect the Eifel Tower

4. Take sexy away from Justin Timberlake

5. Sue Borat

6. Deny the Holocaust, Slavery, Civil Rights and Mel Gibson

7. Look into this whole Scientology thing

8. Moustache