Just because NewsCorp decided to pull OJ’s TV special from the air and his confession book from the shelves doesn’t mean we have to. And since we made arrangements before any of this hubbub began, we’ve decided to stab stick with our original holiday plans. With the staff of YuppiePunk World HQ officially off this week, the site will be left in the bloody capable hands of Mr. Simpson, who will be our Turkey Week murderer blogger. We figured it’d be better than simply leaving it unattended. Besides, what could possibly go wrong?