G-Man: Andrew G
Undercover in: Brisbane, Australia
Mission: To have good hair and be a better “Idol” host than Ryan Seacrest.
Alias: G’day Guy

G-Man: GG Allin
Undercover in: Lancaster, New Hampshire
Mission: Bleed, fuck, piss, cum, crush, spew, spill.
Alias: Agt. Grim

G-Man: G. Love
Undercover in: Philadelphia, PA
Directive: Blend funk with hip-hop and an acoustic guitar.
Alias: Groovemaster

G-Man: Ali G
Undercover in: Staines, UK
Directive: Ask important people dumb questions.
Alias: Gangsta Goof

G-Man: Franky G
Undercover in: Brooklyn, New York
Directive: Transition from bodybuilding to acting.
Alias: The Gorilla

G-Man: George Gee
Undercover in: New York, NY
Directive: Jump, jive, wail.
Alias: Gigster

G-Man: Gordon Gee
Undercover in: Vanderbilt University, Nashville, TN
Directive: Govern as many Ivy League institutions as possible.
Alias: Golly Gee

G-Man: Grant Gee
Undercover in: Brighton, England
Directive: Make good art, like the Radiohead documentary “Meeting People Is Easy.”
Alias: The Gloaming

G-Man: Wendell Gee
Undercover in: REM’s “Fables of the Reconstruction” album
Directive: Hit the Billboard singles chart.
Alias: Georgia

G-Man: Rupert Jee
Undercover in: New York, NY
Directive: Feed, hydrate and entertain David Letterman fans worldwide.
Alias: The Grocer

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