You can either watch an excerpt from Britney being interviewed by Matt Lauer on “Dateline”…

… or you can read our transcript:

“Wahhhh! I chew gum on national television but can’t understand why everyone calls me “country.” Wahhh! I’m worth $100 million and not even 25 years old. Waaaahhhh! I made a reality show with my rapping husband and nobody watched it. Sniffle, sniffle. I live in a city where the bulk of the world’s paparazzi are employed and don’t understand why I can’t have any privacy. Waaaahhh! I do interviews on primetime TV but still can’t manage to stop the publicity from happening. I don’t understand this ya’ll! I’m just a normal girl.”

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