http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2006/02/mundane-mysterious-and-monu-fucking.html Adventures in middlebrow. Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:54:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 http://www.yuppiepunk.org/2006/02/mundane-mysterious-and-monu-fucking.html/comment-page-1#comment-223 dirk digler Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:00:29 +0000 http://www.yuppiepunk.org/development/2006/02/mundane-mysterious-and-monu-fucking.html#comment-223 :lol: I am composing a new bible for my followers, and I have finally found my opening line: "I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil." I am composing a new bible for my followers, and I have finally found my opening line: “I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.”

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