From: Jennifer B. [????????@yahoo.com]
To: yuppiepunk@gmail.com
Date: Dec 21, 2005 11:19 AM
Subject: Requesting information on shapeshifting

I would like to know if you could email me a list of three easy steps for becoming a shapeshifter who can physically shift into any shape/form (esp. animals and creatures) and back again at will. I hope you can help me, Thank you very much,
Jennifer

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From: YuppiePunk [yuppiepunk@gmail.com]
To: Jennifer B. [????????@yahoo.com]
Date: Dec 21, 2005 11:27 AM
Subject: Re: Requesting information on shapeshifting

Uh, Hi Jennifer. Unfortunately we don’t know a single thing about shapeshifting, but it sure sounds like fun! We do know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff, but you’ve got us stumped on this one. If you figure out what the three easy steps are will you let us know though? We’d really like to try this shapeshifting thing. Oh, and if you could shift into any animal, what would it be? We’d chose the liger. Duh. Peace out.

-yp

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