Attention readers, this is not a post. Consider yourselves warned. If you continue reading, and god forbid are in someway entertained, it’s not our fault, for as we said, this is not a post. On the bright side, it probably won’t be any worse than most of the writing on this site. Nor any better for that matter. And because this isn’t a post, it’s doubtful that one of the cool, hip bloggers will link to it. If they did, we’d be forced to start monetizing this beeyotch with those blogads on our sidebar. But that won’t happen because this isn’t a post. And besides, even if it was, it wouldn’t be interesting enough to warrant linking to. Our most linked to posts are actually about something, like this one on serial killer art, this one on rock stars who paint, and this one that has a bunch of pictures of politicians giving the metal sign. If this were an actual post, we’d definitely include photos like this one and this one to grab your attention. And we’d never stoop to providing something as lowbrow as this thing here. But don’t worry, we’ll be back to the regular posts real soon. It’s the weekend, what the fuck do you want from us anyway?