9.25.2005

Urine Nation

Is anyone else as disturbed as we are by the recent trend of celebs either peeing in public or, more disturbingly, peeing themselves? The first experience we had with celebrity urination was Chuck Berry’s infamous home movie which allegedly depicts Johnny B. Goode being very, very bad and relieving himself on a white woman in his bathtub. We saw the video years ago, but couldn’t say for sure whether it was actually Mr. Berry. He did however get busted in the ’80s for video taping various women going potty, so you decide. Or if you’re real bold, you can actually order the aforementioned video.

We were shocked at the recent images of Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas with a big wet spot on her pants. Apparently in the middle of a gig, she just couldn’t hold it any longer. Couldn’t she have done something to hide the bladder malfuntion? Certainly dumping a bottle or three of water over herself would have helped ease the embarrasment somewhat — white tank top or not.

This week it was photos of Jenny McCarthy going wee-wee that surfaced. She was doing a segment on the Howard Stern show from Howard’s tickle chair, when she apparently released more than just a giggle.

And it isn’t just the ladies. While walking his dog recently, Matt LeBlanc just couldn’t hold it anymore. Isn’t it our pets who are supposed to learn from us? But here we see Matt letting loose into the bushes, a move straight out of the Chihuahua playbook. Thankfully he declined to lift his leg.

And Ben Affleck’s brother Casey was photographed in a similarly-embarrassing predicament. We could make a joke about the size of the trunk pictured in the photo, but instead we’ll just go with the flow.

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4 comments:

  1. Thomas says:

    Maybe the Black Eyed Peas lady was just doing her GG Allin impression?

  2. The Pussycat says:

    I don’t think Fergie pissed herself… I think she just needs to add a heapin’ helpin’ dose of antiperspirant to her nether regions before her shows. That’ll stop the puss-spiration! Most women don’t seem to understand the importance of adding this simple step to their daily hygienic routine… :lol:

  3. BAD_A_BING_BAD_A_BOOM says:

    FERGIE REALLY DID PEE HERESELF!
    IT WAS ON TV

  4. Gar says:

    Fergie is freakin NaStY. tHe BiTcH WaS iN HEAT ANd SQUIrTED HER hoo-ha lube all over her crusty mung.

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