While looking over last month’s search terms, it became clear that lots of people were landing on our site only to not find what they came a looking’ for. Like, major destination disappointment, dude. Imagine arriving here seeking “hot goth dudes” only to find out that all we had was the Bee Gees. In hopes of pleasing some of these random search engine visitors, here are some of last month’s most popular search terms, and (hopefully) the additional information they were searching for.

Inked theme song
We can’t believe how many of you wanted to know who does the faux punk theme song for that faux punk reality show “Inked” on A&E. Everyone knows “Miami Ink” is the better of the tattoo reality shows — but we’ve covered this already. Anyway, the band that does the show’s theme song is called Height of Roman Fashion. You can download it here. And in case that song’s not your bag, consider downloading this theme song instead.

Trishelle naked
Trishelle Cannatella nude
Trishelle vagina, etc, etc, etc.
Second only to “Inked” theme song seekers last month were reality TV star porn seekers. We love Trishelle too (read more about that here), but seriously, if you’re having trouble finding naked pictures of her on the internet, you’re just not trying hard enough. None the less, we aim to please so here you go (nsfw).

spankers and adventures
spankers adventures
Um, we have no idea why this search query landed you here, but hell, we’re glad it did. You’re just the kind of regular readers we’d like have. As a treat to this new and much coveted demographic, please allow us to introduce you to the soon-to-be world famous Robospanker.

Comedy Central Roast Pamela Anderson photos
Courtney Love Roast photos
Courtney Love Pamela Anderson Roast pictures
The roast itself wasn’t very good, but seeing Pammy in that skintight see-through thingy was pretty great. Plus, watching Courtney Love unravel is one of our favorite pastimes. And for those who like to watch both things at once, try this one on for size.

tattooed genitals
Hey, don’t blame us, you asked for it (very nsfw).

Omarosa moustache
Not only an unbelievably great search query, but the best band name ever generated by this website’s search terms. If you decide to use it, please let us know so we can plug your band endlesslessly.

Urkel’s real name
Jaleel White. Next.

Barry Gibb hair style
Barry Gibb beard
This photo shows off both rather nicely, don’t ya think?

hot goth dudes
If YuppiePunk.org didn’t already have a tagline, this would totally be it.

Peter Brady shirtless
Carrot Top shirtless
Sufjan Stevens shirtless
Steve Carell shirtless
Woody Harrelson shirtless
Kevin Bacon shirtless
Justin Guarini shirtless
Peter Brady we already had; As if Carrot Top wasn’t terrifying enough before, he had to go and release this photo. Yes, those are his muscles. Yes, those are his pubes. And yes, the carpet does match the drapes; We don’t have Sufjan Stevens without his shirt on, though we think his music is nice. We’re guessing indie folk stars don’t look all that hot with their shirts off anyway; Steve Carrell doesn’t have to take his clothes off to have a good time; Woody Harrelson we found for you. Ditto Mr. Bacon; Despite being in a film that takes place on a beach, we couldn’t track down any pics of Justin Guarini sans shirt. But we did find this one of a scantily dressed Bo Bice instead.

dudes
Dude!