C’mon, who doesn’t like a pretty picture? Um, that’s rhetorical actually. Anyway, the crack photo team at YuppiePunk World HQ has trolled virtually every page on the World Wide Web to bring to you dear readers, this week’s selection of high quality images. Click on a thumbnail to see a high res version.

Eva Longoria finally answers the long-burning question, innie or outtie?

A soaking wet Orlando Bloom makes the ladies swoon as he goes topless at the beach.

Steve Martin and Clare Danes laugh it up at the premiere of “Shopgirl” at the Toronto International Film Festival.

Lindsay Lohan and gal pal prepare to kick the shit out of their chicken fight opponents.

“Surreal Life” trainwreck / supermodel Janice Dickinson shoves a weiner down her throat while her teenage daughter looks on in horror.

“Will & Grace” star Debra Messing gets nabbed by the paparazzi as she covers herself in lotion. (nsfw)

Keira Knightley looks fantastic in sheer black and white. (nsfw)

Johnny Knoxville shows off more than just his abs.

VH1 host Rachel Perry reveals her stunning pair of tats.