Janice Dickinson is an unbalanced, hypocritical bitch. She’s an ex-supermodel, former “America’s Next Top Model” judge, and one of this season’s “Surreal Life” roomies. And she’s also blissfully batty. But don’t think we’re complaining, we happen to think past-their-prime wackjobs make the best reality TV stars. We’re mostly writing this post in hopes that Ms. Dickinson, one of the most egomaniacal reality TV stars ever, will someday google herself and find out just how much we adore/despise her. Wait, that makes us sound kind of egomaniacal, doesn’t it?

On a recent episode of the show, Janice threw a serious fit after being asked to participate in a burlesque performance because she feared the reaction it might get from the mothers at her daughter’s school. This week, while riding shotgun on the way to a mission, the fifty-ish ex-supermodel gave a couple of tourists a Hollywood thrill by pressing her ass to the glass without hesitation as they drove by. Guess the moms at school don’t mind a little mooning. So Janice, if you’re reading this sweetie, thank you for the great TV, and fuck you for being an unbalanced, hypocritical cow.