OK, you’re probably gonna wanna watch “Being Bobby Brown,” Bravo’s new reality series that tails R&B power couple Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston as they swerve from lane to lane through their vida loca. These two are seriously fucking crazy. The show is a bit spastic and disjointed, but you simply can’t avert your eyes. The show moves from jail to Atlanta to the Bahamas, and you’ll stare slack jawed at the screen as the horror unfolds. These two are completely bananas. Mad city. Blotto. Blitzed. But seriously, did they edit out all the parts where they smoked crack? Maybe that’s why the show is so disjointed. Without the rock smoking, the show is just a bunch of random vignettes. There’s no way these two could be this completely nutso on their own. They’ve got to be hitting the pipe, right? And who knew that Bobby Brown was so close to being Flav Flavor. Did we mention these two are absolutely boffo? They make Al and Peg Bundy look like Ward and June Cleaver. Tune in for yourself every Thursday at 10 p.m., or check out the show’s website to preview a bunch of wacky clips.