Surely one of the Whitest Moments in TV History ™ occurred this week on the FOX broadcasting network. The moment in question took place during the season finale of “American Idol,” when Anthony Federov took to the stage alongside saxophonist Kenny G. Rarely has there been a duo with less soul, less grit and less melanin than these two slices of Wonder Bread. Sure, Kenny G’s a Jew (generally less white than the gentiles), but you’d be hard pressed to find a blander instrument than the soprano sax. And a blander instrument player than Kenny G (don’t even get us started on the name Kenny). The bassoon is fucking Cannibal Corpse next to this thing. Even Clarence Clemons, a fellow saxophonist, and arguably the whitest member of the E Street Band, would readily admit that Mr. Gorelick makes the instrument seem a little fey (also of note, the distinct whiteness of Clarence’s website). Hey, guess who won “American Idol”? The white girl!