The Rubik’s Cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 different positions. Interestingly, that’s just a few shy of the number Paris Hilton has tried. Ba-dum-tah! Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Hey, is this thing on?

(Runner-up punchlines: 1. Isn’t that also the total number of “Ernest” movies made since 1988? 2. Oddly, that number is also the average age of the members of the Rolling Stones.)