These guys may just have the weirdest job in the world. They are the performers/creators of a show called “Puppetry of the Penis.” You’ve probably heard of it. The concept is simple: Twist, stretch, bend and sculpt your genitals into various shapes. The show evolved out of a project by an Australian dude named Simon Morley, who put together a collection of his dozen favorite dick tricks and sold them in a calendar. On New Years Eve 1997, after endless ribbing from friends and colleagues, Morley took his tricks to the stage with a chum named David Friend, and a worldwide phenomenon was born. During the show the duo manipulate their members into a variety of differnent poses and impressions. The show has since run in London and New York to rave reviews, and has played in many major cities across the globe. The concept is hard to resist, as most men have tried at least some of these various “stunts” at one time or another and most women are curious of the results. Here are some of our favorite tricks. Click on the diagrams below to see a photo of the results (NSFW, obvs). And if you think you’ve got the right stuff, why not try out!