Top 10 captions for this terrifying image:

10. A rare snapshot of Dustin Hoffman’s twin sister
9. Dustin Hoffman doing some serious method acting for his role in “Tootsie 2: Electric Boobaloo”
8. Dustin Hoffman presents his SAG card
7. And you thought “Ishtar” was a flop
6. Dustin Hoffman, G.I.L.F.
5. An image capture from the new DVD “Golden Girls Gone Wild”
4. Meet the Fockers
3. Dustin Hoffman shows off his two Golden Globes
2. What Pamela Anderson will look like in the year 2035
1. Dude, I’d totally hit that