Wacko Jacko
As you’ve probably read, Michael Jackson checked out of the hospital today after an overnight stay from the stomach flu. Um, we hate to break this to you Michael, but that’s isn’t the flu, it’s called guilt. And it’s not contagious. But whether Jacko’s sickness was real or delusional, it got us wondering what his next excuse to skip court might be? So we’d like to offer the King of Pop a couple of our own suggestions, free of charge of course:
10. My flying carpet got a flat and I couldn’t make it to the courthouse
9. The menagerie had an uprising and I had to quell it
8. Bad hair day
7. I stayed up too late working on my “American Idol” audition tape
6. I had already purchased tickets to the opening night showing of “Pooh’s Heffalump Movie”
5. Somebody had to stay at home and shred the evidence
4. I got the lergy
3. There was a “Webster” marathon on TV that kept me up all night
2. The dog ate my Jesus Juice
1. Bad P.M.S.
12.16.08 at 10:27 pm
These could be his excuse. Michael Jackson has been very popular not only because of the songs he popularized but as well as because of the controversies being thrown to him. He has been in an increasing amount of legal and financial trouble for years. Just recently, the famous pop artist settled a lawsuit with a member of the Bahraini royal family, who had contracted a book and album deal with Jackson in exchange for living expenses during his time spent in Bahrain. It was just announced that an auction will be held, selling personal items of Jackson’s in April of 2009. Two of the items that will be up for sale will be the gates of Neverland Ranch, and his most recognized white glove that he wore in the music video of his song “Billy Jean.” Michael Jackson, also known as “Wacko Jacko,” has been in financial trouble since 2005, after his second trial for child molestation and the near foreclosure of the Neverland Ranch. From that time on the artist of the most bestselling album of all time has been a high profile recluse in the world. A spokesperson for the auction operations has declared that this is not a forced sale. However, those who believe Jackson has been living beyond his means for years would plainly disagree. If you find yourself in some kind of financial dilemma and need some help to recover, apply for a fast payday loan.