We had no idea how much we could learn by simply reviewing our search terms for the week. These search results, for better are worse, are how many people discover this site. They type a couple of words into their favorite search engine and voila, they end up here. Here’s a brief sampling of some of the interesting search terms for the week and what we learned about the web population at large:

There are lots of weird tattoos in this world
(From the search “Hetfield tattoo portrait”)
James Hetfield is undoubtedly a rock & roll icon, so kudos to the Metallifuckers that did this and this to their bodies in the name of all things metal.

People like naked rock stars
(From the many searches for “Jane Wiedlin Skinny Dip”)
We wrote about Jane in our review of the season premiere of “The Surreal Life.” In the debut episode of the series, the one-time Go-Go’s guitarist takes a swim sans clothes with “America’s Next Top Model” winner Adrianne Curry. Unfortunately we don’t have any photos to offer up of the aforementioned scene. We can however provide this one of fellow Go-Go Belinda Carlisle.

Vinnie Paul wears a toupee
(From the search “Vinnie Paul Pantera Toupee”)
We wrote about Vinnie, drummer of Pantera, in our Bearded Musicians post, but we never gave too much thought to whether the hair on top of his head was real. A quick Google image search revealed not a single picture of this metal madman without some kind of hat or bandana, which leads us to believe that the above revelation may in fact be true! If you can find a picture of Vinnie Paul without some sort of head covering, please send it our way so we can finally debunk the myth of this drummer’s ‘do.

People will consume anything
(From the search “Pimp My Ride Shirts”)
We’re not sure exactly why you’d want to own a T-shirt bearing the name and logo of this MTV car makeover show. Then again we’re not exaclty sure why anyone reads this site either.