Hi, I’m Jim Hanks. My brother Tom is a big time movie star. He has two Oscars. He’s also been in a lot of movies with Meg Ryan. She used to be pretty hot, but I hardly recognize her anymore since that bad facelift she got. Speaking of recognizing someone, you might recognize me from when I did my brother’s running parts in the “Forrest Gump” movie. I didn’t get paid much, but I did get a free pairs of Nikes which was cool.

Hi, I’m Ramon Estevez, brother of Emilio Estevez and Charlie Sheen. My brothers have appeared in loads of famous movies. Maybe you’ve seen “The Breakfast Club” or “Wall Street”? I’ve not appeared in very many movies, though I did appear in “Alligator II – The Mutation.” Oh, and I was also in a Diamond Rio music video. I heart country music. Do you?

Hi, I’m Donal Gibson. My name might sound weird, but it’s Celtic. It’s pronounced kind of like doughnut, but with a nul at the end instead of a nut. I have a brother named Mel who has a lot of “Passion.” Get it? Passion, like that movie he directed about Jesus called “The Passion of the Christ.” It was only like one of the highest grossing movies ever. Duh. My brother made a lot of money from that film. But I don’t care, cuz I’ve got a cool name like Donal. Have you ever met anyone cool named Mel?

Hi, I’m Andrew Wilson. The guy on my left is my brother Luke. We also have another brother named Owen. He’s in the photo too, but you can’t see him because he’s been cropped out. How can you tell us apart? I’m the one with the long hair. We all act of course, except one of us hasn’t gotten lucky yet and landed any big parts. But I have played some smaller roles. I was cop #2 in the Eddie Murphy vehicle “Showtime.” I was also in “Charlie’s Angels.” I was that one guy.

Hi, my name’s Joey. Joey Travolta. I have a brother named John who’s less bald than me, but he wears a toupee, that vain fuck. I have more talent than that little shit, always have. But ever since his faggot ass danced in that stupid fucking disco movie I haven’t had a shot. I thought I’d finally catch a break after he made those talking baby movies, but that fucking Quentin Turpentino, the untalented hack, went and hired him again. Prick.

Hi, I’m the guy on the left. My name’s Brian. The guy to my right is my brother Woody. He’s an actor. He was on one of the most successful TV shows of all time. It was called “Cheers.” You know, the place where everybody knows your name. No one knows my name because I haven’t been in any successful TV shows. My brother was also in “The People vs. Larry Flynt.” I subscribe to Hustler, does that count?