Has anybody seen the genius piece of urban programming called Dance 360? If not, click here to check out some samples.
The premise: Six hopefuls compete in a head-to-head dance competition until only one booty-shaker remains. The winner is the determined by loudest crowd applause.
The hosts: Fredro from one hit wonder rap group Onyx, Kel from some Nickelodeon TV show, and K-Sly, hottie Asian DJ from Los Angelizzle.
The spoils: 360 big ones.
The review:The first time we stumbled upon the show, we thought we were watching a sketch on Saturday Night Live. Turns out we weren’t. From the way the hosts bounce around like hype men on meth, to the way they YELL every single word, to the obnoxious camera movements, to the ass crack-and-tattoo revealing pants of the ladies, to the oversized t-shirts of the men, the show is unbelievably and unequivocally bad, yet undeniably and unflinchingly entertaining. Dance 360 is so un-hip(hop), it makes Pimp My Ride look like hard. And did we mention that most of the dancing is horrible? The show is currently syndicated to most UPN stations around the country. Click here to see if it’s on in your town yet. And if it is, set that TiVo and clear the furniture out from in front of the TV, cuz you’re gonna want to windmill.